How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many can you afford?


When asked, What is a contingent fee?

a lawyer answered, A contingent fee to a lawyer means, if I dont win your suit, I get nothing. If I do win it, you get nothing.


Whats wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers dont think theyre funny, and nobody else thinks theyre jokes.


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